The Iron Fister is here!.........

Alright technically he's told me it's just "Iron Fister" not THE Iron Fister... I just think Iron Fister by itself sounds stupid.... STILL this dork is here to explain/shed light on the geekiest crap ever... not like video game geeky, like the difference between Green Lanterns geeky... which for the record I never got what the Green Lantern even was.... he's this guy CALLED the Green Lantern but he has a green RING that he uses to make complicated billiard shots with huge green cues and balls (ha, huge green balls...) to take out criminals when he just could make a big green boxing glove or gun to take them out.... always seemed a little suspect to me....

Anyways this loser is pretty much hopeless and mired in this crap so we thought we'd give him an outlet to espouse his "Comic Book Guy" theories and views.... ummm that's really it, it's just too easy to make fun of him.....

The Iron Fister sent in some links to tide you over and they are actually pretty funny.... 

(They're from a site called www.superdickery.com which is all about Superman being a dick, it's actually quite amusing if you've got time to kill and have run out of porn to look at on the internet...)

Here's how it got started from the FAQ according to the site:

"Back in November of 2004, a guy named Mike Miksch started a thread at a Transformers message board calledThe Allspark about insane comic book covers throughout the ages. Initially it was a laugh in at the expense of Lois Lane Comics, but before the responses had gotten past even the first page, Mike had posted a pair of pictures depicting Superman burning a father's day gift from Jimmy and laughing in Lois's face as she begged him to prevent her from being forced to marry Titanman, and inadvertently set the tone for the resulting 30+ pages of responses:

Superman is a dick.

Technically he said "Superman is such a dick," but the "such" was subsequently dropped from the mantra. And from there it spread across a fair number of blogs and other discussion board forums, which Mike didn't become aware of until his coworker came up to him and told him that he'd seen the thread and was surprised to see that Mike started it. From there it was imitated by I-Mockery when they did a write up about about stupid comic book covers focusing on Jimmy Olsen comics. That made the front page of Fark.com, where someone posted a link to the original thread on The Allspark, so it all came full circle.

At more than a quarter million views, that thread beats out the nearest competitor ten times over. Such is the appeal of Superman is a Dick."

And here's the aforementioned picture and one I found that I think is hilarious..... 

So The Iron Fister isn't totally useless.... but if you aren't down with his dork rants from the nerdery feel free to skip over his stuff to get to PERV-bot 5000 and his one track mind and writings....