January 17, 2008

PERV-bot 5000.... Kim Kardashian's ass, Amy Fisher's sextape...

YOyoyoyoyoyoyoyo...... PB5k here to drop some pervaciousness on you...

Amy Fisher

Caught the Amy Fisher sextape and it is pretty hot actually... if you don't mind a little milf-y age action and old wrinkly balls... plus there is no way that thing got leaked by accident it looks like a pro version of an "amateur" porn.... totally gave me like 25 roboners....


Top Pornstar time......

HALL OF FAME:  Tera Patrick, Taylor Hayes, Krystal Steal, Taylor Rain, Veronika Raquel

(no point in ranking those chicks because they are an automatic inclusion.... therefore they are just HOFers from now on...)

TOP 10 Current Pornstars:

Bree Olson, Eva Angelina, Ashlynn Brooke, Cody Lane, Lauren Phoenix, Nautica Thorn, Cherokee, Ashley Blue, Tiffany Rayne, Rachel Starr

(if you don't know any of those young ladies then you sir are a better man than I..... also go check them out on Freeones.... I was gong to link every name to there section there but that'd be too much work and I already spend half my time online on that glorious site....)

Kim Kardashian



Listen I know she's a dirty, dirty vapid whore... and her tits, ass, face and curves are all most likely surgically enhanced... plus her vaj has been worked overtime by Brandy's skinny dicked broham..... but dear God I want to bang her so bad.... honestly I want to fingerblast her shithole with my tongue for 2 straight hours.... no joke... that's the truth... the real deal son.... a legitimate, actual 2 whole hours of eating her ass.....

Look at this fucking ass..... this can't be natural.... (PS- I love it)



Good Lord that thing is mutant....

Closing Thought...

Where are all the hot black pornstars?  There are plenty totally hot latina and asian ones... but where is the hot black ass?  Every one I've seen either looks like a crack whore or is 50 pounds (at least) overweight....  Listen it's not that I don't like the dark chocolate, I find plenty of african honeys attractive.... I just can't find a good one that fucks on film.

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