Putting it all together... no way these guys aren't gay or on HGH in sports....

First of all this is based on snide comments and jokes, whispers from around the internets and leagues as well as common sense infused with a little Ockham's razor.... of course none of these have been reported by the media because there is no proof or reason except for these rumors or me saying so... but as far as I'm concerned, due to the current climate and situation in our society these guys have to prove to me that this is NOT true....

Drugs-   Tedy Bruschi, Junior Seau

Gay- Jeff Garcia, Troy Aikman, Richard Jefferson

There is no way Teddy Bruschi isn't on performance enhancing drugs.... he had a FUCKING STROKE in his 30s.... here's a fucking man who is a professional athlete at the peak of his performance and career..... keep in mind NFL linebackers are usually jacked and the picture of health (at least compared to the normal American, and how many of those have strokes in their 30s?)... I said it before but HE'S A FUCKING PRO LINEBACKER, if anyone is going to be in tip top shape it's them.... as you can see I'm having a hard time a putting together a cognitive coherent argument but I think you get the picture... no one in their 30s really has a stroke and those that do are already in ridiculously poor health; for Bruschi to have one is ridiculous to think something isn't wrong there...

As far as Junior Seau, he's playing fucking linebacker in the NFL at 39.... that is unheard of.... let alone playing on an undefeated team.... therefore he's on drugs... yes it's that simple and that's the sports climate we live in now.... as far as I'm concerned that whole D is dirty as shit.... Seymour and Vrabel are renowned cheap shot artists and Harrison HAS BEEN CAUGHT TAKING PERFORMANCE ENHANCERS AND SUSPENDED FOR IT EARLIER THIS SEASON, with that in mind and the out there facts concerning Seau and Bruschi it isn't that hard to assume and think they are.